Click on the iPod screen to mix your own Bottom Shelf heaters!
You're in full control! Turning off the red button lets the game control the music.
The Fun Meter is FUN!! Give it a whirl! You won't regret it!
In the wise words of Riley: "I'm having fun"
Drive the damn ball!
Tap and hold the ball to start aiming (you ever played a phone game before?!), then drag away from where you want to hit. Driver starts at 100% power so drink sum beers, smoke some cigs, and let 'er rip!
Clubs
Tap the club button to cycle between Driver, Iron, and Putter. Each has different range and zoom levels. Driver uses a power meter β iron and putter use drag distance.
IRON AND PUTTER USE DRAG DISTANCE
Yep, this is a correct statement
Fun Controllers
Drinking Beer is Fun! Fun = wobble.
Smoking is also Fun! Fun = wobble, just in a different direction.
Some holes require wobble to curve around obstacles.
BS Coins!
Get good scores to earn coins and buy stuff in the shop!
You can only access the shop if you enter your name, pick a good name and don't forget it!!!! (We have a bad words filter so don't even try it, we don't consider dick and balls to be bad words)
Wind
Wind pushes the ball left or right after each shot, that's how wind works! Check the wind flag above the course. In Practice mode you can manually adjust wind strength so you're ready to climb the multiplayer leaderboards!
